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Thursday, December 18, 2003
you keep nasty envelopes!
i'm at work. i just mailed out three envelopes. now, envelopes are a funny thing... some (the normal ones) taste like nasty glue. fine. it's glue, it's probably not supposed to taste good.
then there are the ones that are slightly sweet. fine. the envelope company decided if you have to lick them, they might as well be somewhat pleasant to the palate. they didn't quite get it right, but that's okay, it's relativlely better than just plain nasty glue.
i've also had minty glue on my envelopes. not really my cup of tea, but still slightly better than the nasty plain ones.
but today-- either they added a new flavor or my tongue is seriously messed up-- i had SALTY envelopes. being the lazy bum that i am, i refused to get some water to moisten the envelopes. there were only three besides, so i decided to just lick them. THEY WERE DISGUSTING. they totally made me want to puke and i had to spit out my saliva after. SO GROSS!!
