the screamapillar sanctuary without constant reassurance it will die. sexually attracted to fire
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Screamapillar Rocks and now-- on with the show!
Monday, November 03, 2003
fun with IM
M: ok i have to go collect my fecal sample now
A: uh
A: GROSS!
M: isnt it
M: i gotta do it though
M: fucking sick ass microbio teacher
A: GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
A: are you sure it wasn't a joke?
M: he gave us a culturette
M: all done
A: OH SHIT
A: like literally
A: hahah
A: ewww....
friendster follies
here are examples of some of the random ass messages i've gotten on friendster (spelling and grammar unedited for your added enjoyment):
Subject: "Who I Want to Meet: people who are open-minded and friendly....."
Message: what about someone who's a great kisser. you really should be more specific. you don't want a bunch of losers hittin you up who may have never even kissed a girl before do you? anyways, you seem like you might be worth getting to know. send me your email address and i'll send you some pics of me. hear from you soon. peace.
Subject: chestnut_Kyoto-shi
Message: i want to meet you at the top of Kiyomizu Temple
when it is closed for public.
i adore yo
and for good measure, a testimonial:
My memorization about that night at nikko hotel osaka is very clear.it lasted nanujunanu hours,and we had Hell fun. till you plunge over to that dept.store rooftop,and vanish into thin ai posted by tha muce
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11/03/2003 09:29:00 PM
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reassuring comments?!?! ---> so far!
