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Friday, October 17, 2003
the parlor this is without a doubt one of the most interesting, funny, short films i've ever seen-- granted i haven't seen many, but still. it's damn funny. geoffrey haley, you're awesome.
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so i spotted these on the fredricks website after their ad appeared in my yahoo email one too many times. out of pure spite for the ad, i clicked (i'm such a lamer) and to my delight, i found these rhinestone treasures. i'm thinking, it may not be comfy, but i bet it's one hell of a conversation starter:
guy: excuse me... is that a rhinestone thong you're wearing?
me: why yes... it IS.
guy: i love a girl who knows how to accessorize
me: i love a guy that recognizes a girl who knows how to accessorize
guy: you wanna do the nasty?
me: okay
okay, so maybe it wouldn't go quite like that. actually, it wouldn't be anything like that, because if i ever had that it would be for purely comical purposes. like to wear over a body suit and run around in a cape and matching bra as the Babe-Righteous Avenger.... who dick stabs evil men.
