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Sunday, October 05, 2003
fizzy! the following is an excerpt from an IM conversation. all names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. any mentioned products resembling actual products are purely coincidental, and if it isn't an actual product... IT IS COPYRIGHTED STARTING NOW... anyways, enjoy:
M: like last time when i gave you a hug and stroke your hair...i was like shit...forgot to wash afterwards
M: well its only sugar!
A: there's protein too, isn't there?
M:yeah
M: i was gonna say that
A: and what else
M: well water
M: sugar, protein and water
M: i dont nkow if anything else
M: and DNA
M: ahah
M: hmmm that's a great combination
A: dna hahaha
M: hahaha
A: it sounds rather nutritious dont you think?
A: simple sugars water, protein
A: i bet you could market that stuff
A: and WOW you've got an endless supply
M: haha
M: yup
M: but a lot of people already do drin kit
M: the only problem is that it needs to be more watery
A: porn stars dont count
M: too thick...hard to drink...
A: you have to get cool packaging
M: well im sure daily people that aren't porn stars do drink it too
A: like a phallus shaped bottle
M: yeah you can decorate the front if you want
M: haha
M: yeah
M: but like i said...its too thick man
A: "have you had your sperm today?"
M: its needs to be waterred down
M: how about spermfizzy
A: HAHAHAHAHAHA
M: and like add carbonated water to it
M: and add more sugar
M: hahah
Ar: omg that's classic
M: yeah
M: spermfizzy
A: we have to get on that before it gets patenented
M: with bottle shaped container
M: and the logo would be...have you had your sperm today?
A: "bottle shaped" hahahahahhaa!
M: i meant phalic shaped
M: shut up
M: not thinking right
