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Friday, September 26, 2003
the adventures of nick and jessica
i have finally found my muse in the unassuming, blond haired, grapefruit chested being that is jessica simpson. as taken from E! online, i will recount one of my favorite moments on Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica:
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" The Situation: Jessica asks her husband to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea. The Profound Lesson: Jessica is not afraid to ask questions that we've all pondered at one time...though, granted, most of us were in preschool when we were pondering them. But by doing so, she demonstrates that a true student of life knows there are no stupid questions--only stupid people. And if she were a stupid person, she would have taken one look at that fish-tailed woman on the label and asked her husband if she were eating canned mermaid, now wouldn't she?
