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Friday, May 09, 2003  

vanity
so the other day i was sitting in my big purple van, the one that looks like an eggeplant. anyways, i was parked on the street across from the RSF, reading my book when i notice that A LOT of the people passing by are looking at the car.

so i'm thinking. it's a minivan. a big purple minivan. not a pretty little sports car, or something neat or weird like a PT cruiser, it's a big ugly, eggplant-lookin' minivan. what the hell are they looking at??

so then i'm thinking... are they looking inside?? there's nothing cool in here, just me... they can't even see me, the tint is too dark...

and THAT'S when it hits me. no one's looking at the car, or trying to get a peek inside the car... they're looking at their REFLECTIONS in my van's windows!

once i realized this, i counted how many people looked at themselves... at least 11 people within the next 6 minutes checked themselves out.

posted by tha muce -|- 5/09/2003 11:16:00 PM -|- reassuring comments?!?! ---> so far!
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